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keeping it surreal
keeping it surreal
817 / REBLOGhaildorothy:

In case of confusion
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103752 / REBLOGtrugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
me: mum can i stay at a friend's place tomorrow?
mum: what friend? what's their name? what's their address? home phone number? what school do they go to? parent's names? are they religious? do they have any pets? what did they have for dinner last wednesday? what laundry powder do they use?
328 / REBLOGomg this movie
hi me is dog taco dog taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco asked by melabaster

no this is enchilada 

15942 / REBLOGvisitheworld:

Lake Hillier, the pink lake in Recherche Archipelago, Western Australia (via imgur).

lohanthony:

nayx:

splinteryourspine:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical. 

this is incredible

im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now

IM SCREAMING

(via a-archaic)

172896 / REBLOGthatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
2245 / REBLOGddorian:

nevver:

“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.”

¿Venecia?
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136954 / REBLOGrokkstar:

there’s a new sheriff in town
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